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The red thong reveal and the Christmas confession
There’s “breaking up,” and then there’s “placing a pair of red thongs on your cheating fiancé’s head in front of the entire marketing department.” Gigi has officially entered her villain era, and honestly? We’re obsessed. Catch up: Part 1,…
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A look at what’s tempting women that’s not dating
You’re lying in bed, the scent of lavender and expensive moisturizer filling the air, and for the first time in months, your heart rate is actually normal. The duvet is heavy, the room is cool, and your phone is…
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The eagle-winged breakup and the art of the judo flip
If you’ve ever wanted to wear club gear to a meeting with a toxic mother-in-law just to watch her head explode, Gigi is officially your new Roman Empire. Catch up: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part…
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Modern dating vs. 2000s advice: Decoding the evolution of intimacy
When Mr. “I Can’t Wait to See You” repeatedly fails to show up—or worse, sends a “u up?” text at 11:47 PM after three days of radio silence—it’s easy to feel like you’re trapped in a uniquely modern hellscape.…
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The D-Day strategy and the proposal from hell
There’s nothing quite as satisfying as finally getting an “acceptable” reason to pull a toxic best friend’s hair—just ask Gigi. Between rigged camping games and a boyfriend who thinks a Nutella-on-toast proposal is “romantic,” the 2013 version of D-Day…
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The ledger of fate and the blue heart pac
Marry My Husband | Night settles fully over the rooftop, city lights blinking like a million unanswered questions. “Mino must marry Sue?” Jay repeats, slower this time.
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When you choose yourself over a lie
Catch up: Part 1 The boarding pass felt heavier than a lead weight in my hand. Elena Vance. Flight 402. New York to Seattle. Departure: 11:30 PM. I looked at Julian—really looked at him. The gray sweater didn’t look…
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When your almost-husband moves on with a 3 AM text
You know the guy. He’s the one who fills the space in your life so perfectly that you forget there’s no official lease on the property. Julian was that guy for me. He was a 9/10 on paper—a rising…
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